Pokemon: Taylor Launtner Pale
One day, I was trying to make money off of my old copies of Sly Cooper 2 and Super BiggieSmalls 64 (Tupac edition) at GameStop. Predictably, they only gave me 10 cents. On the shelf, there was an old CD-ROM labeled POKEMON: TAYLOR LAUNTER PALE. I got it for free. Not keeping in mind the fact it could contain viruses, I inserted it into the disk drive. After installing, I put it next to my collection of vintage giraffe porn and Twilight fanfics. Big mistake. As soon as I booted up the rom, I chose Bulbasaur (obviously) and started on my adventure. However, a low-resolution pixelated jpg of a Giraffe with Taylor Laughtner’s face on it appeared on the screen. Suddenly, dozens of giraffes with Taylor’s face jumped out of the screen. I let them take me. I became an ACTUAL vampire. You know, the ones that sparkle and have rock-hard abs. After they had there way with me, they ran out of my room and up the apartment stairs. I ran after them, but they had already majestically flown off into the distance. So remember kids, video games are scary now. And so is Twilight.